Programmers Replaced By Primates?

[Shazbots]

Very interesting article.... click me

 

[sjn78]

Thats funny.....cant wait until I get an ape sitting next to me at work...oh, I do, but the animal kind.

 

[Bucky]

Wow. Thats amazing. Id even venture to say these apes are more adept at
programming than some members of this forum. (no names!) I guess that just shows
you what were coming from.

I liked this quote:

Both primate species demonstrated stressful behaviors when presented with Java tools and utilities.

Well, I guess that makes three of us.

 

[iebidan]

Dang, I better start looking for a new job, or maybe get a masters degree on how to train apes.
But I dont see how much difference will be if I replace the staff in my team with apes, I think I will have less problems. Ill consider this for the next budget.
BTW, Java tools and utilities are stressful

 

[Arch4ngel]

Java ....
Damnnnnn... that dont help.

Maybe we should train them to do this kinda work no ?

Ape do Java... and the others bring coffee

 

[iebidan]

I told my boss about this idea and he agreed to change our developers for monkeys, he thinks that well be more productive if we change em as soon as possible