Windows Vista Vista TP

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What would happen to wiping your ass, if MS manufactured toilet paper?

First you'd have to activate your roll of toilet paper. Then you'd need
to validated it. Of course the license will state that you can only use
your roll of toilet paper on the first ass it was used on. If your roll
of toilet paper was installed on an older toilet paper dispenser, it
won't work, or work so slow that you have to sh*t again by the time
you've pulled out enough toilet paper.

The toilet paper would of course be full of bugs and nonfunctional for a
lot of people until the first Service Pack, that is if they can install
it at all because there are no drivers for your older TP dispensers. But
of course, because the original installation is so screwed up, SP1 will
fail, and they just have an unusable roll of TP.

So MS would make a easy thing into a chore, and many users will just
switch to using a shower to wipe their ass, as that is now easier, or
they'll want to install the old XP version of TP that works both faster
and easier.

On the bright side, public restrooms could be converted in bath houses
for Republicans & Fundamentalist Christians.

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RE: Vista TP

LOL!

But you're a troll, so I'll not support your hate. Read my sig(gy).
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"kurttrail" wrote:

> What would happen to wiping your ass, if MS manufactured toilet paper?
>
> First you'd have to activate your roll of toilet paper. Then you'd need
> to validated it. Of course the license will state that you can only use
> your roll of toilet paper on the first ass it was used on. If your roll
> of toilet paper was installed on an older toilet paper dispenser, it
> won't work, or work so slow that you have to sh*t again by the time
> you've pulled out enough toilet paper.
>
> The toilet paper would of course be full of bugs and nonfunctional for a
> lot of people until the first Service Pack, that is if they can install
> it at all because there are no drivers for your older TP dispensers. But
> of course, because the original installation is so screwed up, SP1 will
> fail, and they just have an unusable roll of TP.
>
> So MS would make a easy thing into a chore, and many users will just
> switch to using a shower to wipe their ass, as that is now easier, or
> they'll want to install the old XP version of TP that works both faster
> and easier.
>
> On the bright side, public restrooms could be converted in bath houses
> for Republicans & Fundamentalist Christians.
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>
>
 
Re: Vista TP

What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!


"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
news:RFpMj.12950$Jf2.11806@fe71.usenetserver.com...
> What would happen to wiping your ass, if MS manufactured toilet paper?
>
> First you'd have to activate your roll of toilet paper. Then you'd need
> to validated it. Of course the license will state that you can only use
> your roll of toilet paper on the first ass it was used on. If your roll
> of toilet paper was installed on an older toilet paper dispenser, it
> won't work, or work so slow that you have to sh*t again by the time
> you've pulled out enough toilet paper.
>
> The toilet paper would of course be full of bugs and nonfunctional for a
> lot of people until the first Service Pack, that is if they can install
> it at all because there are no drivers for your older TP dispensers. But
> of course, because the original installation is so screwed up, SP1 will
> fail, and they just have an unusable roll of TP.
>
> So MS would make a easy thing into a chore, and many users will just
> switch to using a shower to wipe their ass, as that is now easier, or
> they'll want to install the old XP version of TP that works both faster
> and easier.
>
> On the bright side, public restrooms could be converted in bath houses
> for Republicans & Fundamentalist Christians.
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>
 
Re: Vista TP

Little Billy wrote:

> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
> bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!

I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)

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Re: Vista TP


"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
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> Little Billy wrote:
>
>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
>> bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>
> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)

C'mon I've seen them in King of the Hill and that's in Texas. Of course they
don't know what they are and think it's a water fountain lol
>
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>
 
Re: Vista TP


"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
> Little Billy wrote:
>
>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
>> bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>
> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)

But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention the
waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much of it.
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>
 
Re: Vista TP

Little Billy wrote:

> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>> Little Billy wrote:
>>
>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use
>>> a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>
>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>
> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
> of it.

Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
restrictions.

But wouldn't that be just like MS, using their TP monopoly to break into
another market?



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Re: Vista TP

kurttrail wrote:
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>> message news:8AIMj.36329$AC6.23246@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>
>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
>>>> of it.
>>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>>> restrictions.
>>>
>> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?
>
> The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now, and
> can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are getting
> better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and our water
> rates are rising.
>
> How many alternatives do we have for water?
>

The wars of the 21st century will not be about oil but water.

Dumbfuçk Bill Yawn obviously doesn't know how many millions of people
are living on this planet with no access to potable water.

Alias
 
Re: Vista TP

Alias wrote:

> kurttrail wrote:
>
>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>> message news:8AIMj.36329$AC6.23246@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>
>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>>>>>
>>>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>>>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
>>>>> of it.
>>>>
>>>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>>>> restrictions.
>>>>
>>> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?
>>
>>
>> The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now,
>> and can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are
>> getting better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and
>> our water rates are rising.
>>
>> How many alternatives do we have for water?
>>
>
> The wars of the 21st century will not be about oil but water.
>
> Dumbfuçk Bill Yawn obviously doesn't know how many millions of people
> are living on this planet with no access to potable water.
>
> Alias

Hahahha...another one of your famously stupid predictions!
People don't have the energy (fuel, oil) to power the machines needed to
get the water...LOL!
Frank
 
Re: Vista TP

kurttrail wrote:
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>> message news:8AIMj.36329$AC6.23246@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>
>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
>>>> of it.
>>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>>> restrictions.
>>>
>> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?
>
> The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now, and
> can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are getting
> better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and our water
> rates are rising.
>
> How many alternatives do we have for water?
>

Desalinization?

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Re: Vista TP

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> kurttrail wrote:
>>
>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>
>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>> message news:8AIMj.36329$AC6.23246@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>
>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>>>>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too
>>>>>> much
>>>>>> of it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>>>>> restrictions.
>>>>>
>>>> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?
>>>
>>>
>>> The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now,
>>> and can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are
>>> getting better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and
>>> our water rates are rising.
>>>
>>> How many alternatives do we have for water?
>>>
>>
>> The wars of the 21st century will not be about oil but water.
>>
>> Dumbfuçk Bill Yawn obviously doesn't know how many millions of people
>> are living on this planet with no access to potable water.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Hahahha...another one of your famously stupid predictions!

Actually, it isn't mine but the fact is that millions of people don't
have access to potable water and you obviously don't care.

> People don't have the energy (fuel, oil) to power the machines needed to
> get the water...LOL!
> Frank

Ever hear of a drought? I knew you were clueless but not this clueless!

Alias
 
Re: Vista TP

The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'
wrote:
> kurttrail wrote:
>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>> message news:8AIMj.36329$AC6.23246@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>>>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>>>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
>>>>> of it.
>>>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>>>> restrictions.
>>>>
>>> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?
>>
>> The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now,
>> and can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are
>> getting better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and
>> our water rates are rising.
>>
>> How many alternatives do we have for water?
>>
>
> Desalinization?
>

First step. Next steps are to get all the crap out that's polluting the
ocean.

Alias
 
Re: Vista TP

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> kurttrail wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>>> message news:8AIMj.36329$AC6.23246@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to
>>>>>>> mention
>>>>>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too
>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>> of it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>>>>>> restrictions.
>>>>>>
>>>>> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now,
>>>> and can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are
>>>> getting better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and
>>>> our water rates are rising.
>>>>
>>>> How many alternatives do we have for water?
>>>>
>>>
>>> The wars of the 21st century will not be about oil but water.
>>>
>>> Dumbfuçk Bill Yawn obviously doesn't know how many millions of people
>>> are living on this planet with no access to potable water.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> Hahahha...another one of your famously stupid predictions!
>
>
> Actually, it isn't mine but the fact is that millions of people don't
> have access to potable water and you obviously don't care.

Hey sh*t-for-brains if possible try and comprehend what I've said...I
never said people we're not in need of water, nor that I didn't care
about their needs...you're really a bigoted idiot aren't you?
>
>> People don't have the energy (fuel, oil) to power the machines needed
>> to get the water...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
> Ever hear of a drought?

Ever hear of a deeper well? Ever hear of importing water?
These both take energy to accomplish.

I knew you were clueless but not this clueless!

I know you're stupid...I mean really stupid!
Frank
 
Re: Vista TP


"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"
<me10@privacy.net> wrote in message news:fu08os$4a1$1@aioe.org...
> kurttrail wrote:
>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>> message news:8AIMj.36329$AC6.23246@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$AC6.8686@fe83.usenetserver.com...
>>>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American! :)
>>>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>>>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
>>>>> of it.
>>>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>>>> restrictions.
>>>>
>>> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?
>>
>> The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now, and
>> can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are getting
>> better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and our water
>> rates are rising.
>>
>> How many alternatives do we have for water?
>>
>
> Desalinization?

Even in a desert there is plenty of water. It's just underground. You need
power machinery to get down to it and get it up.


>
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> speech rights under the First Amendment and is a cornerstone of the
> creativity and innovation that is a hallmark of this country. Consumer
> rights in the digital age are not frivolous."
> - Maura Corbett
>
> DRM and unintended consequences:
> http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/security/?p=435&tag=nl.e101
 
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