Windows Vista Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

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Anyone that's watched even a little of bit of television the last six
months has seen Apple's I'm a Mac, I'm a PC commercials. Funny, well
written and staring a bit podgy, grumpy and clumsy Bill Gates look
alike. They're effective ads and a riot to watch because they hit
home. A good satire always has some truth in it. Apple's market share
is rising because of them and it got Microsoft's attention.

In a effort to prop up Vista and try to heal it's perception of being
stodgy, not hip, sluggish, hard to use and prone to give users
heartburn non other than Bill Gates himself and Jerry Seinfeld will
appear in a new Microsoft add campaign budgeted at $300,000,000 to
attempt to change the bad perception Vista has with the public at
large.

But wait... there's more according to Bill Veghte, senior VP for
Microsoft Marketing Strategy. He told the New York Times in a recent
interview his job is to get the word out that Microsoft has largely
corrected the technical glitches that marred the roll-out of Vista
last year and gave it a bad reputation as being crash-prone.

Also soon Microsoft is going to unleash an army of "Vista Guru" types
set to visit local computer stores and other retailers to try to sell
Joe six pack that Vista really is easy to use and doesn't over nag or
crash. I wonder if Yanaire and Frank will put on a monkey costume and
hand out peanuts and bananas at a computer store near you. Just look
for a sheep or two tied up outside. <snicker>

What's that fanboys? You keep saying Vista wasn't/isn't broke and any
problems users have is... oh, that's their fault? Not according to
Microsoft brass. Otherwise why is it necessary for Bill Gates and top
gun funny man Jerry Seinfeld to try to assure you everything has been
fixed in a string of TV commercials. You know what they say, everybody
has their price. Seinfeld sold out for a cool ten million to be a
shill for Microsoft.

I saw one of the new commercials already. Not funny. Seinfeld tries to
help Gates buy shoes. Shoes? What do shoes have to do with computers?
 
Re: Trying to hide incompetence, ringbastard style

Re: Trying to hide incompetence, ringbastard style

Ringmaster, Frank's Ass Licker wrote:

-----------------------------------------------

No amount of corner-backing, whining or finger pointing will ever cover
up or hide your obvious incompetence and ineptitude at not being able to
properly install, configure or run any OS or software on any computer.
Accepting responsibility for your personal failures is essential to your
recovery from being the loser you are.
But we do remember what you said,..."I will never change"!
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

Vista has athletes foot?
I thought it was a virus not fungus...

"Ringmaster" <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in message
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>snip<
> I saw one of the new commercials already. Not funny. Seinfeld tries to
> help Gates buy shoes. Shoes? What do shoes have to do with computers?
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

** Uturning saliva snipped **

Spitting into the wind is a futile endeavour.
You should know this by now, spit face ;)


Rich
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:45:39 -0700, Rich wrote:

> ** Uturning saliva snipped **
>
> Spitting into the wind is a futile endeavour. You should know this by
> now, spit face ;)
>
>
> Rich


"You don't tug on Superman's cape...Don't spit in the wind ..."

I'd give the songwriter credit, but I forget who it was.
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

> "You don't tug on Superman's cape...Don't spit in the wind ..."
>
> I'd give the songwriter credit, but I forget who it was.


Common Sense doesn't need attribution
but could use application by quite a few


Rich, one with the way it is :)
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

Jim Croce

--
Best of Luck,

Rick Rogers, aka "Nutcase" - Microsoft MVP
http://mvp.support.microsoft.com/
Windows help - www.rickrogers.org
My thoughts http://rick-mvp.blogspot.com

"Paladin" <paladin@connectthe.sss> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:45:39 -0700, Rich wrote:
>
>> ** Uturning saliva snipped **
>>
>> Spitting into the wind is a futile endeavour. You should know this by
>> now, spit face ;)
>>
>>
>> Rich

>
> "You don't tug on Superman's cape...Don't spit in the wind ..."
>
> I'd give the songwriter credit, but I forget who it was.
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 15:32:57 -0600, "NotEvenMe" <cargod01@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Vista has athletes foot?
>I thought it was a virus not fungus...


At lease we learned Bill Gates wears size 10 shoes. If you haven't
seen the commercial it features the actual photo of Billy when he got
arrested back in 1977. But they made it into a shopper's club card for
the commercial. Seeing the commercial for the 3rd time it is kind of
funny, but in the wrong way. You also see Gates walking away from the
camera revealing in sagging butt which he wiggles at Jerry's request.

Yes MS fanboys, Bill Gates for real has been arrested.

http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 23:58:03 +0200 (CEST), Paladin
<paladin@connectthe.sss> wrote:

>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:45:39 -0700, Rich wrote:
>
>> ** Uturning saliva snipped **
>>
>> Spitting into the wind is a futile endeavour. You should know this by
>> now, spit face ;)
>>
>>
>> Rich

>
>"You don't tug on Superman's cape...Don't spit in the wind ..."
>
>I'd give the songwriter credit, but I forget who it was.


Oldie, but goodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sAunLs4sw
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

Ringmaster wrote:
> On Sun, 7 Sep 2008 01:26:35 +0200 (CEST), Paladin
> <paladin@connectthe.sss> wrote:
>
>
>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:20:14 -0500, Ringmaster wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 15:32:57 -0600, "NotEvenMe" <cargod01@gmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Vista has athletes foot?
>>>>I thought it was a virus not fungus...
>>>
>>>At lease we learned Bill Gates wears size 10 shoes. If you haven't seen
>>>the commercial it features the actual photo of Billy when he got
>>>arrested back in 1977. But they made it into a shopper's club card for
>>>the commercial. Seeing the commercial for the 3rd time it is kind of
>>>funny, but in the wrong way. You also see Gates walking away from the
>>>camera revealing in sagging butt which he wiggles at Jerry's request.
>>>
>>>Yes MS fanboys, Bill Gates for real has been arrested.
>>>
>>>http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html

>>
>>You have a unhealthy disrespect for Bill Gates.
>>It seems to sway your opinion of Microsoft in general.

>
>
> Really, where did you get that idea? I actually like old Billy. It's
> his evil empire that sucks and under the moron Steve Ballmer Microsoft
> is sinking fast. Gates made two major blunders with Microsoft. Not
> realizing the Internet would be as big as it has become, hiring
> Ballmer in the first place and now giving him the top job. Still Gates
> has a softer side. He approved the laughable BOB foolishness, one of
> Microsoft's biggest failures because his future wife came up with the
> stupid idea.
>
> My opinion of Microsoft is it is now a ship without a rudder. Gates
> was the glue that held it together. Now that he's left, Microsoft is
> floundering. While neither Apple or Linux is a threat, yet, people at
> large have had a belly full of Microsoft because of their arrogance
> and total disregard of customers. Soon or later all companies hit the
> skids. Microsoft's time is approaching.



You are the typical loser. Always blaming someone else for your own
failures and shot-comings.
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

Don't worry, the gimmick wont work. Vista is dead no matter how much money
they push in bad advertisements lol

If at least they were good... but MS cant even make a good OS anymore...

Normally MS should have been demolished with the flop named vista.


the only problem is that there will always idiots like frank (well actually
no idiot is as stupid as frank but you get the point) that will
be so stupid to swallow whatever crap MS gives them or pushes on their new
pc.

These idiots are fueling MS with cash instead of punishing them for making a
crap product like vista.
And then of course you have the MS monopoly that holds on to the market like
a clam on a rock.

Thus they are letting MS to bring the quality down and get away with it.

I can clearly say that this is ignorance by mistake or on purpose, and
nothing else.

I can forgive people who are ignorant by mistake, but some idiots in here
who are purposely blind and are hardcore fanboys
should be tarred and feathered and hung upside down.








"Ringmaster" <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in message
news:mq45c45c9q29g8hiiirsarkjdcg5c9ph2o@4ax.com...
> Anyone that's watched even a little of bit of television the last six
> months has seen Apple's I'm a Mac, I'm a PC commercials. Funny, well
> written and staring a bit podgy, grumpy and clumsy Bill Gates look
> alike. They're effective ads and a riot to watch because they hit
> home. A good satire always has some truth in it. Apple's market share
> is rising because of them and it got Microsoft's attention.
>
> In a effort to prop up Vista and try to heal it's perception of being
> stodgy, not hip, sluggish, hard to use and prone to give users
> heartburn non other than Bill Gates himself and Jerry Seinfeld will
> appear in a new Microsoft add campaign budgeted at $300,000,000 to
> attempt to change the bad perception Vista has with the public at
> large.
>
> But wait... there's more according to Bill Veghte, senior VP for
> Microsoft Marketing Strategy. He told the New York Times in a recent
> interview his job is to get the word out that Microsoft has largely
> corrected the technical glitches that marred the roll-out of Vista
> last year and gave it a bad reputation as being crash-prone.
>
> Also soon Microsoft is going to unleash an army of "Vista Guru" types
> set to visit local computer stores and other retailers to try to sell
> Joe six pack that Vista really is easy to use and doesn't over nag or
> crash. I wonder if Yanaire and Frank will put on a monkey costume and
> hand out peanuts and bananas at a computer store near you. Just look
> for a sheep or two tied up outside. <snicker>
>
> What's that fanboys? You keep saying Vista wasn't/isn't broke and any
> problems users have is... oh, that's their fault? Not according to
> Microsoft brass. Otherwise why is it necessary for Bill Gates and top
> gun funny man Jerry Seinfeld to try to assure you everything has been
> fixed in a string of TV commercials. You know what they say, everybody
> has their price. Seinfeld sold out for a cool ten million to be a
> shill for Microsoft.
>
> I saw one of the new commercials already. Not funny. Seinfeld tries to
> help Gates buy shoes. Shoes? What do shoes have to do with computers?
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

but you keep farting with the breeze towards you

"Rich" <r.green@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:#HAv9nGEJHA.4040@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> ** Uturning saliva snipped **
>
> Spitting into the wind is a futile endeavour.
> You should know this by now, spit face ;)
>
>
> Rich
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

the fact that they used that photo was the only smart thing in the whole
commercial...

but not everyone will understand it.. in fact only geeks will understand it.

people are getting paid for such lame ideas?

I could think up a billion more interesting things.

"Ringmaster" <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 15:32:57 -0600, "NotEvenMe" <cargod01@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Vista has athletes foot?
>>I thought it was a virus not fungus...

>
> At lease we learned Bill Gates wears size 10 shoes. If you haven't
> seen the commercial it features the actual photo of Billy when he got
> arrested back in 1977. But they made it into a shopper's club card for
> the commercial. Seeing the commercial for the 3rd time it is kind of
> funny, but in the wrong way. You also see Gates walking away from the
> camera revealing in sagging butt which he wiggles at Jerry's request.
>
> Yes MS fanboys, Bill Gates for real has been arrested.
>
> http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style



leap frog vista wrote:
> Don't worry, the gimmick wont work. Vista is dead no matter how much
> money they push in bad advertisements lol
>
> If at least they were good... but MS cant even make a good OS anymore...
>
> Normally MS should have been demolished with the flop named vista.
>
>
> the only problem is that there will always idiots like frank (well
> actually no idiot is as stupid as frank but you get the point) that will
> be so stupid to swallow whatever crap MS gives them or pushes on their
> new pc.


Da Lamb Chop and Da Baboon are almost as stupid.
>
> These idiots are fueling MS with cash instead of punishing them for
> making a crap product like vista.
> And then of course you have the MS monopoly that holds on to the
> market like a clam on a rock.
>
> Thus they are letting MS to bring the quality down and get away with it.
>
> I can clearly say that this is ignorance by mistake or on purpose, and
> nothing else.
>
> I can forgive people who are ignorant by mistake, but some idiots in
> here who are purposely blind and are hardcore fanboys
> should be tarred and feathered and hung upside down.


They already were and we see the result of it.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Ringmaster" <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in message
> news:mq45c45c9q29g8hiiirsarkjdcg5c9ph2o@4ax.com...
>> Anyone that's watched even a little of bit of television the last six
>> months has seen Apple's I'm a Mac, I'm a PC commercials. Funny, well
>> written and staring a bit podgy, grumpy and clumsy Bill Gates look
>> alike. They're effective ads and a riot to watch because they hit
>> home. A good satire always has some truth in it. Apple's market share
>> is rising because of them and it got Microsoft's attention.
>>
>> In a effort to prop up Vista and try to heal it's perception of being
>> stodgy, not hip, sluggish, hard to use and prone to give users
>> heartburn non other than Bill Gates himself and Jerry Seinfeld will
>> appear in a new Microsoft add campaign budgeted at $300,000,000 to
>> attempt to change the bad perception Vista has with the public at
>> large.
>>
>> But wait... there's more according to Bill Veghte, senior VP for
>> Microsoft Marketing Strategy. He told the New York Times in a recent
>> interview his job is to get the word out that Microsoft has largely
>> corrected the technical glitches that marred the roll-out of Vista
>> last year and gave it a bad reputation as being crash-prone.
>>
>> Also soon Microsoft is going to unleash an army of "Vista Guru" types
>> set to visit local computer stores and other retailers to try to sell
>> Joe six pack that Vista really is easy to use and doesn't over nag or
>> crash. I wonder if Yanaire and Frank will put on a monkey costume and
>> hand out peanuts and bananas at a computer store near you. Just look
>> for a sheep or two tied up outside. <snicker>
>>
>> What's that fanboys? You keep saying Vista wasn't/isn't broke and any
>> problems users have is... oh, that's their fault? Not according to
>> Microsoft brass. Otherwise why is it necessary for Bill Gates and top
>> gun funny man Jerry Seinfeld to try to assure you everything has been
>> fixed in a string of TV commercials. You know what they say, everybody
>> has their price. Seinfeld sold out for a cool ten million to be a
>> shill for Microsoft.
>>
>> I saw one of the new commercials already. Not funny. Seinfeld tries to
>> help Gates buy shoes. Shoes? What do shoes have to do with computers?

>
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

On Sun, 7 Sep 2008 08:59:14 +0300, "leap frog vista"
<leapfrog@vizztal.com> wrote:


>I can forgive people who are ignorant by mistake, but some idiots in here
>who are purposely blind and are hardcore fanboys
>should be tarred and feathered and hung upside down.


Yep, hanging them upside down would put their brains back on top and
as a bonus their heads might also pop out their ass. ;-)
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

Ringmaster wrote:

> On Sun, 7 Sep 2008 08:59:14 +0300, "leap frog vista"
> <leapfrog@vizztal.com> wrote:
>
>
>>I can forgive people who are ignorant by mistake, but some idiots in here
>>who are purposely blind and are hardcore fanboys
>>should be tarred and feathered and hung upside down.

>
> Yep, hanging them upside down would put their brains back on top and
> as a bonus their heads might also pop out their ass. ;-)


LOL
That's funny

I have one of those inversion tables ... I use for exercise and
back alignment. Wasn't aware of that benefit.
--
The Paladin
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

Ringmaster <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in
news:mq45c45c9q29g8hiiirsarkjdcg5c9ph2o@4ax.com:

> Anyone that's watched even a little of bit of television the last six
> months has seen Apple's I'm a Mac, I'm a PC commercials. Funny, well
> written and staring a bit podgy, grumpy and clumsy Bill Gates look
> alike. They're effective ads and a riot to watch because they hit
> home. A good satire always has some truth in it. Apple's market share
> is rising because of them and it got Microsoft's attention.
>
> In a effort to prop up Vista and try to heal it's perception of being
> stodgy, not hip, sluggish, hard to use and prone to give users
> heartburn non other than Bill Gates himself and Jerry Seinfeld will
> appear in a new Microsoft add campaign budgeted at $300,000,000 to
> attempt to change the bad perception Vista has with the public at
> large.


<SNIP>

> I saw one of the new commercials already. Not funny. Seinfeld tries to
> help Gates buy shoes. Shoes? What do shoes have to do with computers?


I saw that commercial as well. Talk about a lame comercial.

There is no mention of anything even remotely related to computers
throughout the entire commercial, until the very end where the very small
Windows Vista logo is shown. I remember almost nothing about it, other
than it was a shoe commercial.

To contrast that, here's a campaign that is memorable, that actually
tells you what the product is, and commercials that people actually want
to see, and look forward to new ones........

http://www.messinwithsasquatch.com/
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

On Sun, 7 Sep 2008 15:40:03 +0000 (UTC), DanS
<t.h.i.s.n.t.h.a.t@a.d.e.l.p.h.i.a.n.e.t> wrote:

>Ringmaster <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in
>news:mq45c45c9q29g8hiiirsarkjdcg5c9ph2o@4ax.com:
>
>> Anyone that's watched even a little of bit of television the last six
>> months has seen Apple's I'm a Mac, I'm a PC commercials. Funny, well
>> written and staring a bit podgy, grumpy and clumsy Bill Gates look
>> alike. They're effective ads and a riot to watch because they hit
>> home. A good satire always has some truth in it. Apple's market share
>> is rising because of them and it got Microsoft's attention.
>>
>> In a effort to prop up Vista and try to heal it's perception of being
>> stodgy, not hip, sluggish, hard to use and prone to give users
>> heartburn non other than Bill Gates himself and Jerry Seinfeld will
>> appear in a new Microsoft add campaign budgeted at $300,000,000 to
>> attempt to change the bad perception Vista has with the public at
>> large.

>
><SNIP>
>
>> I saw one of the new commercials already. Not funny. Seinfeld tries to
>> help Gates buy shoes. Shoes? What do shoes have to do with computers?

>
>I saw that commercial as well. Talk about a lame comercial.
>
>There is no mention of anything even remotely related to computers
>throughout the entire commercial, until the very end where the very small
>Windows Vista logo is shown. I remember almost nothing about it, other
>than it was a shoe commercial.
>
>To contrast that, here's a campaign that is memorable, that actually
>tells you what the product is, and commercials that people actually want
>to see, and look forward to new ones........
>
>http://www.messinwithsasquatch.com/


In Microsoft's commercial I was waiting for the punch line. There
wasn't any. I was waiting for a message. None there. I was waiting for
even a remote tie in to Vista. Nothing. Seinfeld should hang his head
if he wrote it. He's capable of way better.

Here's some good commercials from long ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_xpbaj18g8

Or these that have played in foreign markets. All funny, be sure to at
least watch the one that starts at 1:30.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvTU0rlhBVw
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:42:19 -0700, Frank <frank@nopam.org> wrote:

>leap frog vista wrote:
>
>-----------------------------------
>
>Post the URL's of 10 web sites you claim to have developed.


Post the name and address of your business you claim to have sold.
Not some phony corporate name you made up, not just the initials, no
more games. I bet you won't. In fact I know you won't because you
can't. You see Frank, your problem is you have ZERO creditability.
Nobody believes anything you claim. Nobody.
 
Re: Trying to prop up a failure, Microsoft style

Ringmaster, Frank's Ass Licker wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:42:19 -0700, Frank <frank@nopam.org> wrote:
>
>
>>leap frog vista wrote:
>>
>>-----------------------------------
>>
>>Post the URL's of 10 web sites you claim to have developed.

>
>
> Post the name and address of your business you claim to have sold.
> Not some phony corporate name you made up, not just the initials, no
> more games. I bet you won't. In fact I know you won't because you
> can't. You see Frank, your problem is you have ZERO creditability.
> Nobody believes anything you claim. Nobody.


hehehe...getting desperate ringbastard? As everyone in here knows by
now, I already posted my corporate name months ago. Obviously you were
either too fukkin drunk to remember or else dementia has a tight grip on
that tiny little brain of yours!...LOL!
 
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