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Ringmaster
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This is a simple test, it will show if or not you're a dummy and
unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.
1. Do you often respond all software has bugs?
If yes, score 10 points.
2. Do you often respond that's a hardware issue?
If yes, score 10 points.
3. Do you say you need to do research or you shouldn't have
upgraded to Vista or say nobody forced you to upgrade?
If any of the above, score 10 points.
4. Do you automatically say or imply you are smarter and know more
about Windows than the person asking for help?
If yes, score 10 points.
5. Do you frequently make excuses for Microsoft products, report
their sales figures, profits or applaud Steve Ballmer?
If yes, score 10 points.
6. Do you provide cut and paste answers that often don't fit
the question asked?
If yes, score 10 points.
7. Do you feel MVPs are automatically smarter, know more and
are here to help rather than to earn browny points and defend
Microsoft?
If yes, score 20 points.
8. Do you consider Frank, Yanaire, Spanky, Mr. Arnold, other
blowhards, fools and idiots knowledgeable?
If yes, score 30 points.
9. Do you consider this newsgroup sacred, a place of worship,
where nothing negative about Vista, Windows or Microsoft
should ever be uttered?
If yes, score 40 points.
10. Do you feel comparing Vista to Linux or Mac systems is
inappropriate and end up attacking the poster?
if yes score 40 points.
How to score:
If you score 40 points you are moderately biased and well on your way
to becoming a shameless fanboy. If you score 50 points you need to
have a friend read your posts and give a honest answer how he sees
you. If you score 60 points you are a Dolt and would be better off
taking some remedial class on Windows basics. If you score 70 or more
points you are a candidate for Frank's Useful Idiots Club.
unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.
1. Do you often respond all software has bugs?
If yes, score 10 points.
2. Do you often respond that's a hardware issue?
If yes, score 10 points.
3. Do you say you need to do research or you shouldn't have
upgraded to Vista or say nobody forced you to upgrade?
If any of the above, score 10 points.
4. Do you automatically say or imply you are smarter and know more
about Windows than the person asking for help?
If yes, score 10 points.
5. Do you frequently make excuses for Microsoft products, report
their sales figures, profits or applaud Steve Ballmer?
If yes, score 10 points.
6. Do you provide cut and paste answers that often don't fit
the question asked?
If yes, score 10 points.
7. Do you feel MVPs are automatically smarter, know more and
are here to help rather than to earn browny points and defend
Microsoft?
If yes, score 20 points.
8. Do you consider Frank, Yanaire, Spanky, Mr. Arnold, other
blowhards, fools and idiots knowledgeable?
If yes, score 30 points.
9. Do you consider this newsgroup sacred, a place of worship,
where nothing negative about Vista, Windows or Microsoft
should ever be uttered?
If yes, score 40 points.
10. Do you feel comparing Vista to Linux or Mac systems is
inappropriate and end up attacking the poster?
if yes score 40 points.
How to score:
If you score 40 points you are moderately biased and well on your way
to becoming a shameless fanboy. If you score 50 points you need to
have a friend read your posts and give a honest answer how he sees
you. If you score 60 points you are a Dolt and would be better off
taking some remedial class on Windows basics. If you score 70 or more
points you are a candidate for Frank's Useful Idiots Club.